Hippy's Happy Film Review

U-571




Details

US 2000

Director

Jonathan Mostow

Cast

Mathew McConaughey, Bill Paxton, Jon Bon Jovi, Harvey Keitel, David Keith, Jake Weber, Jack Noseworthy, TC Carson




It's Bon Jovi and Wet, Wet, Wet


A deliberate, perverse attempt to rewrite history. A slap in the face for the men who gave their lives fighting for Britain. A revisionist distortion of the truth.

No previous film has come in for such strong criticism about its portrayal of real events on film. Britain's Culture Secretary, Chris Smith, has been particularly vociferous in his condemnation.

But what he, and many others, seem to have forgotten is that this film was never meant to be a historical drama, a documentary or anything other than another American, block-buster movie. What his considered views are on the accuracy of 20 Million Years BC are yet to be revealed.

And it's rather ironic that the man who claims that Britain rightfully owns the great Elgin Marbles, so blatantly stolen from the Greeks, can condemn anyone for distorting historical truth.

As a member of the British Government, I'm sure he'll also trot out the line that, the Millennium Dome has been one of the most successful ventures since the Brits painted themselves in woad and prostrated themselves before their Roman conquerors.

So let's forget about any ideas that U-571 is anything other than a film which chose to take a real life event and change the surrounding story to use as the basic plot vehicle for its own use, and look at it for what it is; an adventure yarn on, and beneath, the high seas.

As an adventure yarn it does itself proud.

The basic plot is that an American submarine is sent to attack a stricken U-Boat, adrift in the Atlantic, to steal a German Enigma machine; the magic box which the German army, navy and air force used to encrypt the messages they send amongst themselves.

All goes well, as they out-race a German supply sub to get to the U-Boat, but things go horribly wrong when they forget to keep an eye out for its obviously impending arrival.

With their own submarine holed and sunk, the crew take over the German boat and begin their difficult journey back home.

All submarine oriented movies have one thing in common; the portrayal of the crew members, trapped in the boat, under extreme conditions, living on a knife-edge as they negotiate enemy ships and depth charges.

Very few come close to the realism of Das Boot, the definitive life on a U-Boat tale, but U-571 is not far off. That Göetz Weidner, the production designer, held the same position on Das Boot helped, as undoubtedly did assistance from technical advisor, Vice Admiral Patrick Hannifin, who served on the American S-Boats during the war.

The presentation of life below deck was realistic and gritty. Accuracy to detail seemed much in evidence although some sacrifices were made to accommodate the storyline; the German submariners, for example, never, in reality, wore official uniforms.

The sets were equally impressive. The submarines themselves particularly so, and the huge water tanks, used for land-based shooting, were used to flawless effect.

Ignoring the issue of the recovery of the Enigma machine itself, the storyline held up very well, but was apt to fall into the trap of many American offerings; sloppiness and unnecessary and contrived plot. Perhaps it makes the Yanks jump for joy, the rest of the world just shakes its universal head and smiles knowingly to itself.

Eddie was the token black man in the movie; stereotyping as the cook was not out of historical context, but his existence, rescue from the sea, and almost guaranteed survival, looked to be driven more by political correctness than anything else.

There were no major female characters, only bit-parts during the opening scenes. Given the subject matter, that's hardly surprising, and we can all be grateful that realism, and what historical accuracy there was, wasn't compromised by Submariner Ripley cruising the gangways.

Harvey Keitel, playing Chief Klough, managed to get himself the worse cue-line in the movie; "The Germans build these boats well", seconds before the hull gives way, and, in response to an order to dive to 160 metres, he also got the, let's explain it to the Americans, line, "That's over 500 feet". It's about time the US got to grips with metrification, or sod 'em; let them go home and work it out.

Some other interesting issues cropped up; why when Lieutenant Hirsch was so worried, and rightly so, about what his crew mates would think of him being half German, did not one man bat an eyelid when he started to speak the language fluently.

Why, when they knew that a German rescue sub was on its way, wasn't anyone monitoring the sonar to detect its appearance ?

And, where exactly did the photograph of the Enigma machine come from ?

Perhaps the most disappointing aspect of the film was its portrayal of the German crew.

Faced with a lifeboat full of survivors, the U-Boat Captain, in cold blooded fashion, ordered them to be killed. Whilst it is almost certain that orders not to take survivors on board did exist, there's no food and no room for such, and leaving them alive would be a tactical error; it's more than likely that similar orders existed for submarines from other nations.

Set against the American's selflessness in rescuing a German crew member, the contrast appeared deliberate, contrived and, politically motivated.

That no one questions the morality of sailing over to a stricken U-Boat, disguised as Germans, with the whole plan being to kill the crew as soon as possible, added to the feeling that this was, indeed, a sanitized, and, sadly, righteous, view of American involvement in wars.

The reference to the surviving German crew being Mary's was poorly placed, infering that the Germans were somehow cowards who would prefer to surrender than die fighting, rather than men, just like us, who had no desire to die for no good reason and were simply there because they had little choice.

Once again the overt, German = Evil, American = Good, theme cannot be ignored; a failing of most war films and an over simplification of the way the world of politics and people works.

The only balance being that the American's 'kindness' nearly led to their downfall as their captive did his best to scupper their plans and boat and a short discourse, that a Captain has to be willing to give up the life of anyone, his crew and his friends, in order to achieve the goal; presumably this would also include shooting enemy survivors, would it not ?

Did Mostow balance the German-American axis ? Perhaps, but I wouldn't expect many in the audience to have seen his attempts as such.

But, putting aside the demonisation of the German race, and accepting that this is an American film, with an American agenda, which means it must show its own people in the best possible light, U-571 was highly enjoyable and an action film of high calibre.

It was a brave step too, to open with subtitled, German dialogue; something which an American audience loathes - well done on that score. Anyone who has seen the ludicrous, dubbed into English, version of Das Boot knows just how grateful they should be.

As a historical document, U-571 is, on the whole, completely false. As a tribute to those submariners who risked their lives at sea in rotting, flaky, rusty tubes, on both sides of the war, it is a worthy effort, even if there is some over glorification and one-sidedness in this fictional account.

It should be judged on what it delivers, not on what anyone thinks it should have delivered nor on the posturings of those who can't understand the simple phrase, "It's not real, it's a screenplay, it's a fantasy, an adventure story".

It's a bloody good adventure film, but it's a shame it bowed down to American style political correctness and self-centered bias.





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First published sometime before Friday the 16th of June, 2000
Last upload was on Tuesday the 10th of August, 2004 at 23:00:29