Hippy's Happy Film Review

The Village




Details

USA 2004 108m

Director

M. Night Shyamalan

Cast

Bryce Dallas Howard, Joaquin Phoenix, Adrien Brody, William Hurt, Sigourney Weaver, Brendan Gleeson, Cherry Jones, Celia Weston, John Christopher Jones, Frank Collison, Jayne Atkinson, Judy Greer, Fran Kranz, Michael Pitt, Jesse Eisenberg


Buried Secret

Details

USA 2004 150m

Director

Nathaniel Kahn

Cast

Billy Arrowood, Adrien Brody, Deepak Chopra, Johnny Depp, Callum Greene, Nathaniel Kahn, Maggie Kiley, Ilana Levine, Brick Mason, Chandler Parker, Sharon Pinkenson, Jicky Schnee, M. Night Shyamalan, John F. Street



If you go down to the woods today ...
Shouldn't this cloak be red ?


There are films where the director tries too hard to be just too clever by half, and Shyamalan turns in a category winning performance here.

With Sixth Sense, Signs and Unbreakable under his belt, it seems that Shyamalan has got himself stuck firmly in the rut of producing films which need some incredible twist at the end. That would be fine in itself if it were carried off well, but The Village just disappoints.

There is something entirely lacking here; mainly suspense, but a hindsight reflection shows wide open holes in the whole plot.

If you don't want the entire film spoiled, stop reading now.

It's impossible to comment on the plot without blowing it wide-open, because there is very little to it.

Some truly cheesed-off citizens decide to take themselves out of the rat race of murder and brutality ( modern day living, American-style ) and set up camp in the middle of a forest.

Tolerable enough so far, but why would they then have to perpetrate a hoax for their offspring that they were living in 1896, and why would they all decide to talk as they did in that era ? What difference at all would any of this have to anyone brought up entirely within the confines of their village ? They would not care if it were today, a hundred years in the past or a hundred years in the future. The time is irrelevant, only the passing of it matters.

The only logical explanation is that Shyamalan needed a vehicle to throw a twist at the end. Okay we'll grant him that, as every film needs a story, but what did he make of it from then on ?

Not a lot. Suspense was almost entirely lacking, and the only aspects of intrigue were never really answered; who did skin the wildstock, and why ? Was it Noah, the village nutter, or was it an Elder as Walker says ?

We are of course meant to believe it's some nasty monster hiding in the woods, but such creatures are a fabrication by the village Elders themselves to keep their children from straying into the woods. One look at the unbelievably stupid and totally unscarey hoax monster was enough to give that away.

So when Walker takes his daughter into the foreboding shed, and she touches the monster costume; why would she jump a mile ? She had never seen such a creature and certainly wouldn't have known what it was she was touching anyway from such brief contact.

And why would Walker let his daughter in on the secret, and send her blindly through a treacherous wood when he could have gone himself ? That is blandly resolved with a throw-away line that he had taken an oath, presumably that the Elders would never leave the village come what may. But if that is the case, then sending his daughter is simply playing semantics. The secrecy created is broken, and that presumably is what the oath is there for; it can't be held both ways.

That Shyamalan is concocting a vehicle to deliver a twist becomes blatant and is even undermined by his own efforts. Having let the audience in on the secret, that there's absolutely nothing to fear in the woods at all, why would they be remotely surprised when a blind girl stumbles into the midst of some bright red flowers. She can't see them, and we know that it's not an important colour as there are no monsters.

But then, on cue, up pops Noah the nutter rigged in a monster costume having escaped from the village where he's been imprisoned for almost killing another villager which is the only way Shyamalan could have caused a sequence of events that would have led to anyone needing to leave the village anyway. Why the hell would anyone have hidden a spare monster costume under the floorboards ? And why would Noah be looking under them ? No matter, Shyamalan has bodged together a sequence which leads us to the twist, and that is the name of the game.

When the big twist hits us, that it's all set in modern times, he has almost destroyed the impact anyway with the revelation of who the Elders are and "the secrets" they keep locked away. A few more throwaway and entirely implausible lines as to why no aircraft have been seen, and how the village has remained detached from the real world, wraps up the film in a poor, "You got your twist; the end", manner.

A film needs a beginning, middle and end, not just an ending and some hacked together plot to get there. The ending was totally weak on its own - not much better than an, "It was all a dream", get-out clause - and the rest more so.

There was an air of disbelief that permeated the whole film, and knowing there was more than likely to be some twist to come, it dragged its feet to get there, and threw in some pretty horribly composed shots while doing so. Ramping up the violently sawing violin strings to a thundering crescendo was laughable, especially if one deliberately let out a faked, "Eeek !", to an on-screen event of entire nothingness.

The film's best moment, in a superbly laughable and incredibly badly composed shot, we have Noah dressed as a monster standing behind a tree while Walker's daughter looks intrepid. So unfortunate that it looks like the monster is taking a p--s.

When cutting back from the epic trek through the woods, an Elder tells us that Lucien has a strong will to live. It was uttered at about the same time as I'd given mine up.

A very poor offering from Shyamalan who had better buck his ideas up if he wants to remain master of the back-end twist.


The Buried Secret of M. Night Shyamalan

It's impossible to mention The Village without referencing the so-called documentary, The Buried Secret of M. Night Shyamalan.

Alleged to be a documentary about the Director which strays off the officially agreed path and unearths some deep and hidden secret in Shyamalan's past, it is a complete hoax.

Sci-Fi Channel heavily advertised the documentary as being a true story, and the press was coerced into printing reports of the documentary contents and legal threats by Shyamalan to prevent broadcast of Buried Secret as fact.

In reality, Shyamalan was instrumentally involved in the hoax documentary although he has not explained why a director with such acclaimed offerings behind him needs to stoop so low as to orchestrate such a scam to promote his film, and both scam and promotion the documentary is.

For their part in the hoax, Sci-Fi President, Bonnie Hammer, says that the hoax was part of a, "guerrilla marketing campaign"; "We thought it would create controversy and it probably went one step too far". NBC, who have control over the Sci-Fi Channel as a result of their merger with Universal, stated that such misleading advertising of programme material was, "not consistent with our policy at NBC", and added that, "we would never intend to offend the public or the press and value our relationship with both". Funny how that didn't stop the Sci-Fi channel in the UK advertising the documentary as fact well after its true status had been admitted to in the US. Rather amusingly, Sci-Fi's "exclusive" was shown on Channel Five in the UK, the night before it got its broadcast there; so not much of an exclusive either.

Many people may consider Buried Secret to be no worse than Blair Witch, but there, that was the product whereas Buried Secret is advertising hype dressed up as documentary and deliberately misrepresented to disguise this truth, and goes on claims a falsehood as the truth. Sure, there was massive hype surrounding Blair Witch and a huge debate on the internet about whether it was true or not, but this goes far beyond that.

Whereas Blair Witch set up a rumour mill and sat back to watch interest grow, letting prospective fans create their own theories, rumour and hype, Disney and the Shyamalan team actively foisted their lies onto others, telling them it was true, and there's no honour in that.

Here we have an alleged reputable broadcaster telling us that it is going to present a documentary that is both factual and true, and will give an insight into Shyamalan we are unaware of. It fails on all counts, and tarnishes the reputation of the Sci-Fi channel and its owners. Why should we ever believe them in the future when they offer to expose "The truth behind the Iraq War", "The truth about Nuclear Weapons", or "The truth" about anything ? We can't.

Although the advertising for Buried Secret did indicate that it was made as part of the promotional package for The Village, we are led to believe that it goes far beyond that, is no longer an marketing tool but something which is valid in its own right. It isn't.

It is true that most people recognised the documentary for what it was, and that is not really the subject of complaint; it's the way it has been sold to the viewers which is the problem. We shouldn't have to second guess a broadcaster when they tell us something is true.

Had Shyamalan not been in on the act from the start, he could perhaps be excused for the part he may have inadvertently played in the con, but he was an active part of the scam and is therefore deserving of the consequences arising from it, as are its backers, Disney.

Shyamalan's antics very nearly made me decide not to see The Village, and, if there had been anything better showing, I wouldn't have. He has tarnished his reputation, and it's not rescued by The Village. We can only hope that he's seen the errors of his way.





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First published on Friday the 20th of August, 2004 at 14:18:32
Last upload was on Tuesday the 14th of December, 2004 at 12:38:00