Hippy's Happy Film Review

Lost In Space




Details

US 1998 125m

Director

Stephen Hopkins

Cast

Matt le Blanc, Gary Oldman, William Hurt, Heather Graham




Will Robinson ? Strangle the monkey; please ! Look; we're lost To boldly go ...


This blockbuster remake of the sixties television series claims to have so many special effects that there is one in each scene, usually two and quite often three.

Indeed, there were so many special effects that there was obviously no money left over to purchase a script or get a decent screenplay rolling.

This film therefore has a very simple plot ...

The Robinson family head off in their spacecraft to build a hyperjump thingummyjig between Earth and some far off planet. The evil Doctor Smith, trying to prevent the venture, ends up trapped with them on their journey. The spacecraft gets all mangled up and in their efforts to survive crashing into the Sun are thrown off into some uncharted piece of space.

End of plot. The rest of the film consists entirely of the Robinson's bimbling about aimlessly whilst showing of the latest special effect techniques.

Which includes a cute, if you like that sort of thing, animated monkey. And it changes colour. And why is it in the film ? Who can tell.

Then the film ends with some flashy, epileptic inducing, closing credits. Thanks a lot.

Perhaps the Robinson family will all be horribly mutilated and die agonisingly in Lost in Space 2 but it seems unlikely. The sequel can't be too far away in the pipeline. Unfortunately.





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First published sometime before Tuesday the 7th of December, 1999
Last upload was on Tuesday the 10th of August, 2004 at 23:00:29