Science, Giving Itself a Bad Name




It's true to say that, in times gone by, scientists were a highly respected breed. Sporting tweed jackets, white lab coats and pacing about, pipe in mouth, solving the mysteries of the universe, scientists were men who were looked up to and whose views were treated with awe. Modern day wizards.

But this has all changed.

Whilst science is still a very much respected field, the general public has ceased to treat scientists with the respect they held for them less than half a century ago.

There are many reasons why such respect has declined; the realisation that most science is mundane research, carried out by under paid underlings, and there are very few real scientific break throughs. Those that do occur are either so technically complex that the man in the street has no chance of understanding what has been achieved or what it means.

But, above all else, the respect of science has been destroyed by so called scientists attempting to bullshit the public.

These scientists have no one to blame for their profession's decline than themselves.

The rot set in after the Second World War when scientists were pushed into the television adverts to tell us why such a company's product was better than the opposition's.

When people started questioning the statistics and validity of such claims as, "Nine out of ten whatever preferred Product X over all rival's products", the scientists were brought down along with the marketing luvies.

Whilst such claims may have been nothing more than made-up hype, that these were presented as facts, properly researched, presumably by those who knew the science of such research, made the fictitious researchers, and real scientists look as bad as those creating the falsehoods.

With a realisation that scientists may not always be telling the truth, and their opinions could be bought for money, or were formed by political rather than factual beliefs, it became prudent to look at what scientists told us in a new light.

No longer was every word uttered by a scientist taken at face value, as an indisputable fact, but every statement was questioned, the motive for its origination queried and people dared to ask, "But what about ... ?"

That it became quite easy to find two, well respected, and eminent scientists who were vocal and vociferous in their arguments on opposing sides of some scientific revelation, re-inforced people's views that one, and probably both of them, didn't know what they were talking about.

When scientists started to make claims, which the public knew weren't true, they knocked the final nail into their self made coffins.

With the uncovering of hushed up information relating to near disastrous incidents at Nuclear Power Stations the claims that Nuclear Power was completely safe looked, to say the least suspicious.

In the aftermath of the British Thalidomide tragedy, the claims that Thalidomide had been tested and was completely safe rang hollow.

Environmental and social disasters, which just couldn't happen, cast doubt upon anything a scientist ever uttered.

Other revelations about what scientists had been up to, in the name of science, made many cringe and query the validity and purpose of such research.

The popular joke, that two universities spent millions of pounds researching the purpose of the penis glans, presenting opposing papers that, on one hand, it was to satisfy the woman during intercourse and, on the other, that it was to satisfy the man, whilst an independent group of individuals spent the grand sum of 5 quid to discover it was actually to stop the hand falling off the end of the penis, says a lot about the perceptions of scientific research.

The only scientists the people began to trust were those who predicted gloom and disaster, more failings and had the guts to say that not everything was as hunky dory as others would like us to believe.

Condemnation from the establishment, that these weren't scientists but cranks or kooks, did nothing to enhance their reputations as the predicted disasters and problems materialised.

It would be a rare scientist indeed who would now make some great proclamation of a great scientific discovery and didn't expect their announcement to be taken with a pinch of salt by the public and be subject to intense scrutiny and analysis.

One would expect therefore that scientists would be incredibly cautious in what they say and publicly announce, that they'd take extreme care in making sure that what they have to say was correct and would do everything they could to prevent their own reputations being ridiculed and the world of science being dragged further into the mud.

But no.

Still advertisements drag forth real and pseudo scientists to tell us how a product has been, "Scientifically tested", as if anyone really believes that such testing really proves anything.

Governments produce scientific reports which on one hand tell us the food we eat is safe but that from another country isn't whilst those attacked produce their own scientists who argue the case the other way.

And, to top it all, some scientists continue to talk such c--p that it really is hard to hold any respect for their profession at all ...

Researchers at The University of Wales, Cardiff, UK, with absolutely no thought about how their message would be received, excelled at making Wales, once more, the the laughing stock of Britain by announcing that the worse flu outbreak in Britain was caused, wait for it ... , by cosmic dust.

This dust was apparently blown into the atmosphere from comets as they passed the Earth by high-energy Sun spots whereby people who came into contact with it fell ill.

Whilst there may well have been little investigation done into the effect of such cosmic dust and the effects of sun spot activity, both valid areas of scientific research, the University of Wales informs us that the flu was caused because the cosmic dust either contained the flu virus or DNA which caused the flu to develop.

So not only have they solved the riddle as to why so many people were laid up in bed, losing the will to live, they have also, I imagine, become the first to discover life, albeit unintelligent, in space.

Perhaps they have and perhaps they're right but the response from the public was about as credulous as had they been told that Triffids really were landing on the planet.

And the scientists who, just days later, announced that they would be starting research into why people are obese should be hardly surprised if the public respond by saying that they know it's because some people eat far too many chocolates and stuff their faces at every opportunity with deep-fried Mars bars, deep-fried pizza, deep-fried steak pies and gateau and that the costly research was a waste of money and pointless; you could have asked anyone in a local public house and they'd have provided the answer for under a tenner.

Yes, we all know that in some people there's a glandular problem, and perhaps there is a gene which makes people pre-disposed to putting on weight, but that alone doesn't account for the fact that 40% of the British population is clinically obese.

Maybe they'll tell us, again, that metabolism plays a great part in obesity, perhaps they'll reiterate that some sugars are worse than others, maybe they'll highlight the fact that low-calorie and diet drinks actually increase the body's hunger for food, and the manufacturers will drag their scientists out to argue that's not true.

Perhaps they'll tell us that we don't get enough exercise, spend too long in cars and sitting at desks. Perhaps it'll be just that we eat too much.

Telling us something we already know is the height of insulting our intelligence. Spending vast sums of money coming to a foregone conclusion even more so.

Research such as this, so publicly announced before any new conclusions are reached, does nothing to enhance the opinion of how science can help us and does nothing to improve the reputations of scientists involved in such studies or otherwise.

Science, and scientists, have become a joke to most people. To improve their lot they have to regain their dignity, stop delivering inane research results and produce something which really is fantastically useful for humanity as a whole.

There are undoubtedly many scientists beavering away in small research centres and labs around the world doing exactly this. Their work is being usurped by the high-profile, publicity grabbing research which is devaluing what they do.

Theirs is not a happy lot.

Scientists tell us that they have the solutions to solve the problems that the planet faces, that their science is proven and safe and that we should embrace it.

I predict it will be something the scientists tell us is completely safe which will eventually end the world we live in.

It's going to be a hard struggle for scientists to convince many of us otherwise.





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First published sometime before Sunday the 19th of March, 2000
Last upload was on Tuesday the 23rd of September, 2003 at 19:19:28